21 February 2026 Aljezur
The worst teacher in the world comes to give a lesson about Carolina Beatriz Ângelo, but he also comes to teach you how to fold a sheet of paper. This teacher is eccentric, boring, passionate, severe and undisciplined.
He is methodically organised and has a friend who always accompanies him: her name is Teresa. In fact… he would rather clean his “little things” than teach. He believes in assessment worksheets, tests and exams, but he thinks cheat sheets are the best tool for academic success.
He is so impartial and fair that he treats all students the same way and calls them all by the same name: Gabi. He both insults the students and tells them a joke. He demands silence and talks to a plant. He practices military rigidity and then breaks into a Beyoncé hip movement. Thanks to his complex and multiple personality, he jumps from topic to topic, from wig to wig, from humour to humour. The bell has already rung - don’t be late, or you’ll be marked absent.
/Concept and direction João de Brito /Performance João de Brito or Manuela Pedroso /Text Diana Costa e Silva, Hugo Van der Ding and João de Brito /Costume design José António Tenente /Hair and make-up Magali Santana /Assistant director Diana Costa e Silva /Production direction and mediation Rita Rosado /Executive production Giulia Dal Piaz and Cristina Braga /Co-production LAMA Teatro, Cineteatro Louletano and Centro Cultural de Lagos /Institutional support Município de Faro /Support República Portuguesa – Cultura | DGARTES – Direção - Geral das Artes /Other support Pastilhas Gorila